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Condom of Change Spell

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:02 pm
by Admin
Purpose: To bring about change in your life.
Can be performed any time, but preferably during rush hour.
Perform spell skyclad. (Necessary)

Items Needed:

  • Yellow condom
  • Water.

1. Undress and bathe. (It might be your last relaxing bath for a long time to come)
2. Fill yellow condom with water and knot the end.
3. Step outdoors during daylight, preferably during a traffic hour. Walk briskly to crossroads.
4. Chant while walking:

Yella yella
Brightest fella


5. When you get to the intersection, stand in the center of traffic.
6. Using the yellow condom as your wand, cast up a circle around you.
7. This is the most important part of the ritual. Center yourself with eyes closed. Lift water-filled condom above your head and begin to swing it around. While doing this, gyrate your hips in a circular motion to bring about the wheels of change.
8. While doing this, chant the magical word “YIP” over and over until you reach an ecstatic state. This spell is guaranteed to bring about change in your life. There is no need to worry about grounding the energy you have caused afterwards.

There will be drugs to calm you down shortly.

Re: Condom of Change Spell

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:06 pm
by Mindy
Where can I find a condom of that color? Can I replace it with a regular one?

Re: Condom of Change Spell

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:07 pm
by Anais
Mindy wrote:Where can I find a condom of that color? Can I replace it with a regular one?


You can buy it at any drugstore, there are not that weird that you can think. there are Trojans and cheaper ones

Re: Condom of Change Spell

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:16 pm
by brucenomighty
Wow, sounds interesting but I don't want to walk outdoors with a condom on my hand! haha

Re: Condom of Change Spell

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:40 pm
by distinct_extinct
brucenomighty wrote:Wow, sounds interesting but I don't want to walk outdoors with a condom on my hand! haha


Maybe you can do it at night or on some day that you know there will not be many people. Maybe on a weekend or on a holiday.